itsbeezybitch:

Cole sprouse is fucking hilarious

(Source: impactings)

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5 days ago

My hatred for the human species only increases every day.

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5 days ago

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

when someone barges in on u and your guitar

image

(via ollivander)

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6 days ago

secondchancecourtney:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

I was at this award show and he walked right by me.

(Source: laterspeasants, via spending6hoursthinkingofthis)

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6 days ago

pancakereport:

In like 2007 my cousin saw Andy, Patrick, and Pete at some grocery store in Illinois and she waved and Pete and Andy saw her and she ran up to them and Patrick didn’t notice her so he turned around and screamed when he saw her

(via alexsmalldickgaskarth)

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6 days ago

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via everygoodurlistaken)

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6 days ago

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via riddlemetom)

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2 weeks ago

martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

(Source: animationstations, via kaezza)

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2 weeks ago

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

(via defekait)

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2 weeks ago
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